Thursday, February 09, 2006

Islamic Militants and the Gay Rights Movement

So, for those of you who haven't noticed the entire Muslim world is in an uproar over an off-color political cartoon in Denmark depicting the Prophet Mohammed with a bomb in his turban. This is no big surprise to me. What shocks me is how swift and well orchestrated the Beirut, Lebanon demonstrations were pulled off. They had a marching band and thousands of those sideways flags with angry Arabic slogans. Religious zealot posters printed. Thousands of people marched.

With this in mind, I say the gay rights movement hire Islamic extremists to conduct all further operations. They get shit DONE! We would be getting married by June if we put them in charge. They are the Martha Stewarts of mobilizing the masses. They seem to find every unemployed person in a country with less than a days notice. And the sheer logistics management is phenomenal. I mean silk screening those flags alone had be an all night job. Hmmm.....

2 comments:

two star general said...

lol amen brother!! I have always said that the gays need to organize! Now if only you all had a jihadd to defend. and remember 40 virgins will be waiting in heaven.

two star general said...

Oh yeah and where is my birthday shout out bitch! damn gay white boys what ever will i do with you?